April 2011
“I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write ‘I really enjoyed being...”
– Mitch Hedberg
March 2011
“They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...”
– Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via mollylambert)
I’m sure I’ve blogged this before, but it always, always, always bears repeating.
“I like bossy girls, I always have. I like people filled with life. I’m over this weird media thing with all this, like, hollow-eyed, empty, party crap.”
Amy...
i'm watching a show called american experience
it’s fucked
it’s like.. people from history are in the private room of a reality show
what is even going on
Thanks, Bruce...
dooners:
…Sorry for causing all that cancer.
about Bruce McCullough and how he is my soulmate…
Tokyo Police Club - Frankenstein
this band is...
How many Nice Guys™ does it take to screw in a...
earlyfrost:
Maybe if they stopped trying to screw in incompatible bulbs by hanging around them awkwardly for years, complaining about everyone who screws in lightbulbs constantly and just demanding it screw itself in for them passive aggressively because of how nice they are, we might actually know that answer. (via genderbitch)
nobody responded to my interesting chocolate bars...
but i’m serious
god
Forever waiting:
letmeshowyoumypokemans:
for a dude with a beard to ride up on his skateboard and take me to a field of weed.
And for dinosaurs to come back miniature and cuddlier than ever.
would he take you to said weed field on his skateboard? or does he have some sort of towing system?
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thing you should know about me 2:
i think it’s rly rly attractive when dudes have conversations with each other about computer programming
let's all just be friends now so we can send...
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damn youuuu slowed internet connection
can’t i just watch mst3k in peace
IT’S BELA LUGOSI FOR GOD’S SAKE
why does my cat use bags for homes
what is the meaning of life
i wonder if i am actually less insane now or if i...
“Knock so I’ll know you’re still there, half listening, interpreting...”
– The Weakerthans - Greatest Hits Collection
(how is every Weakerthans song so perfect?)
purdysouth asked: I had to read frankenstein in high school and I hated it. one of the only books I've ever not wanted to finish.
i'm making a real effort to start reading things...
right now I am reading Frankenstein and it is actually so boring so far
i rly hope it gets better
i have like 100 books to read after this
“Where does one go from a world of insanity? Somewhere on the other side of...”
– T. S. Eliot (via fuckyeahexistentialism)
