The Magnetic Fields - All the Umbrellas in...
A person came up to me and asked, ‘Why do you drink red wine, doesn’t it give...– Mitch Hedberg
The Internet might be useful for creating revolution, but all it’s creating in...– Anthony Hegarty. Read the rest of his “5-10-15-20” entry on Pitchfork. (via gregenemy)
innerfatgirl: glitterpolitic: HUNGRY VIRGINZ just a video we made about how it’s really hilarious and fab to recreate/perpetuate/reclaim fat stereotypes. subtitles ASAP! -ASH AND MAJEST just reblogging myself because i think we are funny this is hilarious. hungry virgin 4 lyfe indeed.
I wish I’d been brave enough to show a little more weakness. It’s one thing to...– via Sugar (via youcanhaveitall)
i have to put my cat down
he is only a year old i legitimately want to die. i feel weird admitting this, but i have not been this upset since Craig died.
i hope that so many of those rioters are...
what total fucking idiots
things i need in my life right now:
beers & bowls patio lanterns neil young snuggles
Late for class, good day for a hoodie and a ponytail, I’m writing and I don’t know what is going on. This page should be full of equations but it is covered in half assed prose and I use the word and way too much. I want to crawl back into bed.
Since this is likely to be the last time I address you as a class, I wanted to...– best prof ever
the new dashboard actually kind of rules
but inevitably change leads to whining on an unrelated note my eyes are watering down my face, my mouth sort of tastes like tobacco and i dropped a class i was interested in because the professor was so awful and now it’s math time and oh god, i just pressed my face on my white sweater and my makeup is now on it dammit
The next suitable person you’re in light conversation with, you stop suddenly in...– David Foster Wallace in The Pale King (via folkthepainaway)