September 2011
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joshishollywood:
Several Fans Disappointed To Discover MCR’s Seminal Record Is Not About The Million Man March
Self-proclaimed Intellectuals Will Continue To Refer To Movies As Cinema Until You Understand How Smart They Are
Millions Of Social Justice Bloggers Shocked And Hurt By Revelation That Derailing For Dummies Now Lists Citing Derailing For Dummies As A Form Of Derailing
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Reblog this if you had a boner today.
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“Like I could take a nap at 4:15 p.m. and then I’ll wake up twenty minutes later...”
– Mr. Funny Pants by Michael Showalter (via bohemea)
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“The largest flying land mammal is the absent mind”
– Captain Beefheart (via deadleaves-dirtyground)
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“Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier...”
– Homer, The Iliad (via nuclearharvest)
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“Then the LORD said to Moses “When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime”
– Exodus 14:9 (via freddiekrueger)
“Beauty is nothing, beauty won’t stay. You don’t know how lucky you are to be...”
– Charles Bukowski (via casimirpulaskiday)
modeling is a stupid job
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Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster... →
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