September 2012
“All the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as water. And that’s...”
– Iain Thomas (via akidnamedcudi)
August 2012
i just remembered that there are people my age who are fully functional adults supporting themselves and actually living their life instead of sitting on the internet all day
“It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the change of scene.”
– Brian Eno (via lionsandvultures)
Yes, I think Mitt Romney will read your facebook...
“I say, ‘I am fat.’ He says, ‘No, you are beautiful.’ I wonder why I cannot be...”
– 10 Honest Thoughts on Being Loved by a Skinny Boy (via esaedders)
I love thisssssss
Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREYS ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: You're cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
ugh kill me
“It’s a mystery of human chemistry and I don’t understand it, some people, as far...”
– Nick Hornby, High Fidelity. (via joannaphotograph)
Watchmarfmellow:
sellyourselfshort:
dragonboagies:
amandadarling:
shaydee604:
This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music
I love boys
The start with the guy in multicoloured shorts oh my god
perf
I want to eat steak off of them.
pretty impressed by the counter handstand ngl
tunnelvision-:
Dramamine — Modest Mouse
...
sshame:
DONT YOU JUST HATE THE WRAPPED POPSICLES THAT COME IN A VARIETY PACK BECAUSE THERES NO LABEL SAYING WHICH IS THE RED SO YOU HAVE TO PRESS DOWN ON THE WRAPPER TO SEE IF THE RED SHOWS THROUGH AND SOMETIMES YOU END UP GETTING A GRAPE OR ORANGE BECAUSE ITS HARD TO TELL AND YOUVE ALREADY OPENED IT SO YOU HAVE TO EAT IT JESUS CHRIST ITS 2012 GIVE US LABELED POPSICLES
“You should date an illiterate girl.
Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in...”
– Charles Warnke (via pixie-shit)
(This is pretty close to the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read.)
redsuspenders:
i hope youre all as excited as i am for halloween because theres going to be a loooot of pictures of fat white guys dressed up as bane
“Whenever someone who knows you disappears, you lose one version of yourself....”
– Salman Rushdie (via uhhleeese)
“You don’t have to get a job that makes others feel comfortable about what they...”
– Dear Sugar, The Rumpus (via youarerelevant)
tg
redsuspenders:
most of my friends from highschool are either married or engaged
i need to one-up them somehow
i have to marry ten girls
